Ah. The bright blue nostalgia of the Cold War. Hiding under tables during school. Sylvester Stallone blowing up tons of stuff. Good times. Let’s relive them! How? Well, by purchasing a Cold War era jet of course. These bad boys are revamped, so fly like a dream and will take out the commie bastards you want. These $5 million Russian Sukhoi SU-27 Flanker jets have a top speed of Mach 1.8. It also has a thrust ratio greater than 1:1. That means you can increase speed even if you are flying straight up. Great for bone-chilling and violent maneuvers! These revamped jets also feature some modern accouterments, including GPS and a training program for newbies. At a cost of just $5 million each, they are the perfect gift for any Cold War obsessive. Win one for the gipper!