Exousia luxury water filtered through gold and costs 24k

They say when you are sick you can do no better than force down a few glasses of water. So, then, it holds that if you are super-duper sick, you should force down a few glasses of Exousia Luxury water. This high-grade H20 is infused with gold, which the company claims gives the beverage the ability to heal and cure what ails you. The only problem? A container costs a whopping 24 grand. If you buy a batch, please contact me and I would like to trade goods and services for just one sip. Just one sip!