The Human Regenerator

Forget the gym, forget yoga, forget everything.  The Human Regenerator (The Life Machine) from the University for Aerospace Technology in Bremen, Germany, is a sophisticated device that combines painstaking scientific research with high-end technology to provide a new, superior solution to well-being. Implementing a Quantum-Pulse-Device to replicate your body’s natural cellular frequencies.  This system can revive weak cells enhancing skins and immune cells.  The magnetic rays charge the body with positive energy.  This human microwave is loaded vertically then shift to horizontal.  From there there people cooking begins at the touch of the screen.  At a price tag of $553,400, the limited person production of 50 units may take some time to sell.