Introducing the Poseidon futuristic heater with built-in media player by Outtrade-export

When one thinks of luxury items, a heater doesn’t immediately spring to mind. Until now, that is. Introducing the Poseidon futuristic heater with built-in media player by Outtrade-export. Yeah. You read that right. It keeps you warmed AND entertained. Remember, it’s not just the freezing cold that can do you in. Boredom also kills.

The IPX5 weatherproof media player included features a weatherproof high resolution LCD display, built-in crystal clear speakers and even a built-in USB port. You can also plug in your MP3 players and iPods using a 3.5 input socket. The specs are solid, and did we mention, it’ll also keep you warm? Patented carbon fiber heating tubes will cut your energy bills in half, too. You are gonna need it. The Poseidon by Outtrade-export costs a whopping $47,147.